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LMAO

Ahahahaha, fucking funny. It kinda' makes you feel sorry for people who can't score with chicks though, lmao.

Kicked Ultimate Ass!

Beautiful... The song was hilarious, it kind of sounded like Microsoft Sam, lol. I knew most of the characters, but not knowing some made me want to play every single FF game in the series from the first to the last. Thanks for the laugh and keep this up!

Good

This is pretty sick shit, but I can't help noticing that this is a rip of the "MAX PAYNE 3D" portal! From the beer bottle throwing to the 'Pay back is a bitch.' "Lemme' rip a portal that was in the top 5 place for weeks and see if I can get away with it." Horse shit. That explains the 0 for style

Hmmm...

It's pretty damn boring if this ain't your type of game. The music gets annoying after awhile, maybe you should use a different sound file for every level. If you like these kind of games give it a go. If you don't, avoid like the plague.

Sweet!

This game got really fun once I got the hang of it. Here's a tip for you guys (and the strategy I used to beat the game): <Read if you dare> Go back and forth buying Alloy from New Terra and selling it to El Libre. Once you have enough money, buy a new ship with more cargo. Use the same trick, and once you have even MORE money, go back and forth buying Trionium from New Terra, and selling it to Avalon 12. Wait 'til you have loads of money, buy the best ship, get about 5 each of the gun drones, then attack Mieng Kahn, and BINGO! You're done. You may want to fool around a bit before you attack him because once you do, you're done the game and you can't get back your status (unless you saved it). Hope it helps

SCARED SHITLESS!

Zoom in on the nun's tattoo and something should happen... otherwise, GREAT GAME!